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Finally got that song out of my head from the other day but today, GREATER PROBLEMS AROSE. I was trying to watch a movie that we had rented from blockbuster and about 15 minutes into the movie it just stopped. It was a point where something extremely important to the plot takes place, so it's not like I can just fast forward and forget about it. Someone managed to scratch the disc at just the right place where I have to actually replace the disc to continue watching.


That was pretty much my face when that happened. I had gotten just far enough in where I was kinda drawn in to the movie, but I had a feeling that the movie wasn't gonna be that good. So now I was in the situation where I could go replace the disc at blockbuster and finish the movie or just send it back in for another movie altogether. It was starting to become a lot of work for something that probably would not pay off in the end. I finally got it to play all the way through on my xbox somehow, but that still begs the question of, WHO THE HELL SCRATCHES DISCS THAT BAD?

For a dvd to stop playing like that there has to be some major scratches on it. It's like someone decide to take the dvd outside and rub it on the pavement before they sent it back in, or possibly use it as a frisbee. I'm sure everyone else has had the same experience with one movie that they've rented. The determination to get the dvd to actually start playing correctly all depends on how good the movie is, or is supposed to be. The movie by the way was, Brothers and the payoff was not worth the effort put in. It was still good, just not worth trying to find the exact time at which the movie stops skipping.

I can't hear my own thoughts

I'm starting out by throwing you this video of a song that has been running through my head FOR 4 HOURS.(and I'm actually putting it on here so you too can be easily distracted while trying to do something productive)



The end of that song is the only part that I really have going through my head. It might be the fact that he says "hang the dj" like 20 times. But I can't really think of another song that has gotten stuck in my head so easily in a long time. Oh wait yes I can, Radio Gaga by Queen. OH MY GOD THAT SONG IS SO FUCKING CATCHY/ANNOYING. I will not put that one on here because I will go back to listening to it and never be able to sleep again. I was actually trying to go to sleep the other day and finally managed but woke up like 4 hours later finding myself like wording the lyrics to Radio Gaga. I would dare you to go listen to that song and then not have it stuck in your head, but I don't want anyone going crazy. I definitely prefer having Panic by The Smiths stuck in my head.

Somehow I've managed to come across a number of catchy songs in the past week, Panic thanks to Shaun of the Dead(great movie by the way). Hopefully this whole trend of having catchy songs stuck in my head will go away soon, since I actually talk in my sleep. I'm sure my new roommate would love me saying "hang the dj" over and over while sleeping, but most likely not. If it doesn't, oh well, I'll have a hell of a lot of good songs on my ipod with great replay value. Speaking of catchy songs though, I have one more, this time it's Passion Pit(an artist I just heard about). It didn't fit right

WHAT ARE WE YELLING ABOUT

I'm sure the above title grabbed your attention most likely for one reason and one reason alone CAPS LOCK. Although another reason might be because of the Anchorman reference, but that's not important. I seem to find myself using CAPS LOCK(and yes I am going to capitalize it every time) online when I feel like yelling at whoever I'm talking to. It's weird though because whenever I read back something that I've written in CAPS LOCK I'm literally yelling in my head. I'm pretty sure it's not normal and it makes me wonder why the voice inside my head is yelling at me. Who was the person that decided that CAPS LOCK can't be the standard for online conversation or even regular papers? Why can't my words be emphasized more without people thinking I'm yelling at them? I WANT TO JUST BE ABLE TO TALK LOUDLY AT PEOPLE, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?


Apparently the answer is yes, it is too much to ask. Like if I were to use CAPS LOCK and then have a period at the end of my sentence is that really yelling since I'm showing that I'm not exclaiming anything.PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN TO READ SENTENCES CORRECTLY?(that was an intentional question mark, so if you actually read back yelling in your head it'll sound like a question and you don't really hear people yelling when they're asking questions) Wait, now that I think about it, people do ask questions all the time when they're yelling but there's no going back now.

Everyone should know that yelling on the internet makes you look cool, CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. But I'm pretty sure yelling on a school paper would get you in trouble for yelling at your professor, although I have yet to try it. And now that is on the top of my list to do in the upcoming semester in my classes. SO YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY TRY AND USE CAPS LOCK AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE JUST FOR THE SMALL SENSE OF SATISFACTION THAT YOU'RE CAUSING AT LEAST ONE PERSON TO READ IT AS IF YOU'RE YELLING IN THEIR HEAD. And if you've made it this far looking at my ramblings, have a pretty suggestive video about some guy's johnson, YAY FOR VIDEOS . I can guarantee that song will be going thru your head for a while.

You may have the high ground, and my limbs

I made a pretty interesting discovery about myself lately when I was in the middle of an argument with a friend, and it's that when I enter into an argument it is my goal to never lose. Generally that's the idea of an argument, to prove your point to such an extent that whoever you're arguing with gives up the subject altogether. But I've noticed that I don't know when to stop and accept defeat. Me in an argument would be something like Anakin battling with Obi-wan on Mustafar in Episode 3, where I'm Anakin and even though Obi-wan clearly has the advantage I will do a fucking front flip into all my limbs being cutoff in order to win(except of course his robotic arm, which I sadly do not have). It would look something like this:

When he's laying on the ground is about the point where I realize that I've made a grave error, but hell if I'm gonna go down that easily. So after I get a nice new black suit(or construct someway to get the hell out of the position I'm in), it's now my sole goal just to annoy the person I'm arguing with so much that they just give up, a beautiful tactic really. So now in that argument I have gone from laying on the coast of Mustafar basically limbless to being Darth Vader. This is where the metaphor falls apart because I can't think of anyway to describe my being annoying to creating a kick ass death star and because I'm not an English major. But the point is I will come back and cut you down and make you into a ghost of a man which basically means we tie because Luke manages to fuck up everything for the empire, ass.

The whole point of that terribly thought out metaphor is that I will do a front flip and make some cool robotic suit to come back and cause you to submit to a tie. Usually though I never get into retarded arguments that often, except with one person. So don't be afraid to discuss something with me in fear that my awesome robotic limbs will cause you to tun into a ghost, because I would hate to come off that way.

Also, you probably realized by now that I don't care about spelling, because I'm sure I screwed something up in the last couple of paragraphs. I also have a pretty narrow understanding of what is actually going on in Star Wars and that probably won't change anytime soon. And if you've read through all this crap I salute you and encourage comments.